The Un-virgin Mary

When you fuck a girl for the first time and the condom gets a bit bloody, so you take it off and smack her in the face with it.

Girl: “wow having sex really feels good i sure do hope nobody slaps me across the face with the condom”
Boy: “Thats the un-virgin mary right there. Now imma whip you fatass”

by Diddy1888 June 10, 2024

Virgin

you will die as one

or maybe you will not die as a virgin, you will soon find someone who loves you, i promise <3

by TristonResis April 7, 2022

Schrodinger's Virgin

Someone who participated in intercourse but never orgasmed at any point in their life.

"Hey dude, I heard you lost your virginity to that babe across the street!"
"Sorry dude, I'm only Schrodinger's virgin. Her grandma walked in on us."

by MajesticSammie November 11, 2021

Virgin

A virgin is someone who is in the state of virginty

i heard MK lost his virginty

by Jafffaking October 19, 2020

stop being a virgin

eat pussy

aye bro go eat some pussy and stop being a virgin

by hoyyyaaaa September 23, 2022

Virgin

Something that you ate

“Oh Bob Have You Lost Your VIRGINITY yet?”

“No Mom I have not.”

by Realtor Joe December 30, 2020

Virgin

Someone who listens to Radiohead

Radiohead is virgin music

by Tubo1125 October 9, 2021