waffle vandalism

Buddy, I think you're stoned...

why are you looking up waffle vandalism on urban dictionary?

by Malina & Erika April 20, 2021

Waffles

A god thing, everyone likes them and they are there to help when you are feeling down 😂

Your so much like waffles

by Waffles1000 April 25, 2021

Blue waffle

When a girls gives a guy stds the guy can fight back and make her fanny blue

I gave your mom blue waffle

by Mr hiv April 28, 2021

Twatt waffle

Stupid bitch

Kimberly is a twatt waffle!

by Dick stifter April 30, 2021

Slop waffle

Waffles covered in massive amounts of butter and syrup.

2003: kid serves himself a massive amount of slop waffles sitting down after riding bike all day getting ready to watch “Ed,Edd, n Eddy”

Life is good.

by Factus deletus June 7, 2021

Gaytime Waffles

When you're doing a dude from behind, his face is pressed up against a chain link fence. When you are about to come, pull out, turn him around, and come on his face. Hence Waffles and Ice Cream.
I was doing this chick at the dugout last night and I gave her a waffles and ice cream.

He got a gaytime waffles on his face.

by Bdogthecrip June 18, 2021

Blue waffle

Literally just a waffle with blueberries

Albert: Hey search up a blue waffle.

Chris: Oh ok.

Chris: Oh daddy, it’s blueberry waffles

by Traitor on your mom May 17, 2021