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Toilet Paper

Worth $100 is what everyone thinks but toilet paper won’t save you from corona.
Random guy: I’ll give you 100 bucks for one roll.
Person: one roll? Huh
Random guy: shh... toilet paper
Person: umm okay it’s not like it’ll save you from corona
Random guy:😳 yes it will
by Daniel156 April 5, 2020
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Toilet Rolling

The act of measuring ones genitalia using a toilet paper roll
Dude 1: Hey dude what did you get up too after I left last night
Dude 2: My FWB asked for measurements so I was Toilet Rolling all night bro
by TheSkyGod September 19, 2017
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Toilet-paper

An item that is on the endangered species list! Used to wipe your bottom. Various breeds, 2 ply 3 ply or the best , four ply. Peepole seem to think this will stop you from catching the corona.
eg1: Hey bro, you got 4 ply toilet-paper ?because im finna take a phat SHET !

eg2: doctor:"You have covid-19!" Guy :"No way! That's impossible because i bought out the toilet-paper!"
by PPlikher March 17, 2020
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Skibidi Toilet

Skibidi Toilet emerged as a meme riding on the "Skibidi" dance craze. It involves superimposing the dance onto footage of toilets or bathroom activities. However, it lacks wit, relying on shock value. The meme's spread reflects internet meme fatigue and saturation, dulling online culture. Skibidi Toilet epitomizes the worst of internet humor, lacking creativity and substance. Its proliferation highlights the need for genuine innovation and humor in memes. Let us consign Skibidi Toilet to internet history and aspire to elevate online discourse.
"Jason, time for dinner!"
'NO MUM, IM WATCHING SKIBIDI TOILET EPISODE 69!!"
by b00heng March 21, 2024
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The Public Toilet

The Public Toilet.

When you perform Anal sex on a women and ejaculated , you leave your cock in her bum and take a piss at the same time you take a shit then put it inside her pussy , making her a human urinal .
The public toilet - I used her like a public toilet , she was full of piss , shit and spunk .
by The Public Toilet November 20, 2018
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Pussy Toilet

Dusty: I don't tan, I burn
Person 2: you're such a pussy toilet dusty stfu
by kghjdfnlmsn May 31, 2022
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