Wow what a long day. Looks like it's time to do some free jangling.
Eww babe. Put your jimmys away they're free jangling.
Eww babe. Put your jimmys away they're free jangling.
by Timothy Dong November 05, 2016
Da frequent sabotaging of one's attempts to "eat wholesome" or stay on a strict low-cal/carb diet to lose weight and/or otherwise improve his health by purchasing only "basic" and "natural" groceries; said messing-up occurs when either you get jovially invited to "consume mass quantities" by your Coneheads-appetited buddies at a party or backyard barbecue, or you unexpectedly come across some leftover/discarded food that is still safe/edible... hey, for this latter example, you absolutely HAVE to eat it, right? We can't be wasting food, now, can we, especially when there are children starving all over the world; it saves on your grocery-bill, as well. And besides, salvaged food --- by the virtue of your conscientiously not letting it go to waste --- isn't fattening, anyway; only food that either you're served or you actually go and PURCHASE adds on da pounds... everybody knows THAT!
Two classic examples of a free-food fiasco are (1) where Hagar goes out on his porch and finds a huge cornucopia of tasty rich treats labeled, "For Hagar"; he sadly remarks, "This always happens whenever I go on a diet!", and (2) where the irritable and acutely-nicotine-dependent Dr. Becker is trying to give up da cancer-sticks, but then finds several unopened boxes of them in a dumpster behind his workplace.
by QuacksO August 12, 2019
To breathe unrestricted air without the shield of a face mask.
"Free-lunger": a person prone to running around without a mask.
"Free-lunger": a person prone to running around without a mask.
"Damn, look at Sara out there among all those masked people, just "free-lunging" it like she doesn't even care!
by Mal Gusto October 05, 2020
To refuse to ever commit to being available to connect at any time. You can only connect when the stars align and you happen to catch them at the right time.
"I can never get ahold of Kelly to discuss issues related to the business plan. She has to roam free".
by ChuckUrbanDictionary March 23, 2007
"Hey baby its May 7th-National Free Titty Pic Day"
" What does that mean"
"U gotta send me a titty pic"
" What does that mean"
"U gotta send me a titty pic"
by KobeTheKoala May 07, 2023
by Brickell Bob July 24, 2022
ADJECTIVE
informal
without problems or bother
Traveling by coach is a hassle-free way of discovering cities from Vienna to Vancouver, and Moscow to Rome.
a hassle-free vacation at an all-inclusive resort
informal
without problems or bother
Traveling by coach is a hassle-free way of discovering cities from Vienna to Vancouver, and Moscow to Rome.
a hassle-free vacation at an all-inclusive resort
by AU3uDxAJJ3h6myrcs0mkjco May 22, 2023