Bag and Spoon

A rather unconventional sexual act, whereby the penis and scrotum are simultaneously inserted into an orifice (pussy, ass or mouth). An act reserved for those not faint of heart, and testicles of steel. Good luck!

Richards experienced a rather unpleasant trip to the ER, following a botched attempt at performing the ‘Bag and Spoon on his unsuspecting partner.

by AbhorrentRichards July 18, 2021

Bag Shitter

When your room mate is in the bathroom and you are forced to shit in a plastic bag and then sneak outside to dispose of the evidence.

My room mate was in the bathroom for ages I had to shit in a bag.

Friend: “Your a dirty Bag shitter”

by Findingchemo July 2, 2019

douche bag

| dü sh - bag |

noun
1. a feminine hygiene product used for vaginal lavage.

noun (slang)
2. an arrogant male, typically in the second to third decade of life, with an affliction characterized by offensive behavior, often attention-seeking in nature, due to an inflated sense of self-importance.

ORIGIN mid 18th cent (as a noun): via French from Italian doccia

That Scottsdale thirty-thousand dollar millionaire just cut me in line; What a douche bag.

by ACSDORS October 8, 2011

bag of flies

Something nobody wishes to hold onto, and would drop immediately if it were put in their hands. Similar to a hot potato.

"That girl is bad news, man. You need to drop her like a bag of flies!"

by MarvinComedy August 8, 2019

Carrot bagging

Masturbating using self-tanner, often by accident

Damn I accidentally grabbed the wrong bottle at the store and ended up carrot bagging. You only make that mistake once.

by Nair88 October 23, 2015

skype-bag

dangling one's male genitalia in front of the computer camera while skyping

I thought Bill had left the room, until he skype-bagged me.

by PosterNutBag86 July 19, 2012

spike a bag

When a super medic-student, also known as a Britton, tells a medical provider to perform a basic and routine procedure known to all EMTs as setting up a line into a bag of saline. Also known as stroking a special needs man's ball sack.

The ambulance crew is with a patient and Britton yells to the EMT to spike a bag STAT!

Hey buddy, looks like you have some pressure built up in your groin area. Do you need me to spike a bag?

by Fire midget September 30, 2013