Woke Salad

When you ask a question that is clearly a "Yes" or "No" question, and the reply involves dancing around the issue with nonsensical overly complicated verbiage, making a clear effort to avoid giving a clear "yes" or "no" answer, and also subtly gaslighting the questioner.
YOU: "Was Stalin Evil for killing hundreds of thousands of people?"

CHAT GPT: "EVIL is such a strong world, and it must be understood that the complex and nuance concepts of what a person is helps define what we mean by when we say Stalin and 'killing people.' It must be considered that we cannot make judgements without exploring the issue with long inclusive langauge or conceptial intersectionality based on the issue at hand. It can in fact be hurtful to make such judgements or to utter statements of this because it can infringe on the rights of numerous individual identities who identify as Stalin-colored minorities. We must ... *insert random collection of words that sound intellectual but have no real meaning or value.*

YOU: "That's a Woke Salad right there, buddy."
by mrsnugs February 27, 2024
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Salad Party

Where one uses salad items to insert in to a girl or mans hole. Examples include courgettes, radishes, cucumbers or ultimately butternut squash.
Hey Leanne fancy a salad party tonight? After all it is your birthday
by Salad party Jew boy August 10, 2013
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skanky ceasar salad

To eat ceasar dessing out of your partner's asshole.
I gave Becky a skanky ceasar salad and it was moist and delicious.
by Captain Jackson Henry February 27, 2017
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The Salads

3D animation about living vegetables
I enjoy watching The Salads.
by tk1995 May 11, 2018
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Salad King

Consumer of Thicc female booty. Likely to be a guy named Dalton or Stephen.
That Dalton is a Salad king, he eats ass. Good for him.
by Jaggediron May 11, 2022
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Salad Tossed

Typically a Canadian saying to indicate you have received a new haircut.
Hey Bob, looks like you got your salad tossed! Looks great!

Hey honey, I am just going to get my salad tossed. Do you need anything from the grocery store on the way back?
by Canuckle January 18, 2023
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Tuna tossed salad

When a man ejaculates semen on a woman's anus and then proceed's to eat it out.
After Steve finished on Marry's anus he proceeded to give her a tuna tossed salad.
by Maptain_R March 18, 2016
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