Two pigs in a blanket

A slut male or female who's whore ass is so sloppy two dicks can easily cohabitate inside.

I'm surprised Jen isn't suffering from incontinent bowl. Last week at your dad's AA celebration she sat on the table and a bottle of Jim beam fell up her asshole! She can easily handle two pigs in a blanket!

by Scrunthole June 17, 2018

Reverse Pig Knuckle

The act of fisting oneself with the right hand while using the computer for various uses.

Most common:

Playing Fantasy Football
Chatting
Facebook Profile Stalking

"Jack couldn't wait to get home and sit on his reverse pig knuckle and check his fantasy football stats. It was a really hard day at work today"

by Call2CifUqualify August 19, 2009

putting lipstick on a pig

Political Speak for labeling your campaign with words that dont represent what it stands for.

"Yo, John McCain's putting lipstick on a pig when he calls the same failed Bush policies of the last eight years Change"

by Vinfiz October 27, 2008

putting lipstick on a pig

what the Democrats are doing to their health care bill

Putting lipstick on a pig is insisting that the health care bill be written behind closed doors, using obfuscating language, making deals to buy votes

by Precious Freedom March 3, 2010

putting lipstick on a pig

trying to make the ugly fuck look good

"making cara look hott is like putting lipstick on a pig"

by Willie May 13, 2005

putting lipstick on a pig

Said by Barrack Obama about Sarah Palin, the vicepresident candiate for the Republican party.

"Its like putting lipstick on a pig" - As in, whats the difference between Sarah Palin and a Pig? Answers Lipstick.

by politicalmatt October 24, 2008

full-on guinea-pigging

When playing "just the whiskers" isn't enough.

She made me promise to keep it just the whiskers, but we ended up full-on guinea-pigging all night long.

by Element_X March 21, 2017