Porn Star Parking

Sometimes considered the best parking spot in the lot. Typically, this spot is just outside of the main entrance to the place that you are visiting.

Arguably the same spot as "Rock Star" parking.

Marty: "Whoa, Andy, you must have been here at the crack of dawn."
Andy: "Yeah. How'd you know?"
Marty: "I rolled in and noticed that you have Porn Star Parking."

by Simon Jethro June 26, 2006

Highland Park moms

In Highland Park, IL the moms there are all orange, drive big cars paid for by their husbands, always want to be first, are friends with other Highland Park moms and treat each other like they're all back in high school. They're mostly Jewish and are all really rich, but live mostly in McMansions for some fucked up reason. And they name their kids all the same thing, and their idea of "charity" is to pay thousands of dollars to expensive puppy boutiques and get all dressed up for the black tie charity parties. They really have no idea of what else goes on in the world except for whose turn it is to carpool. Oh, and they have the worst plastic surgeons, thinking they need plastic surgery.

Highland Park moms: RUDE.

by LittleMissBlondie January 3, 2011

Park parody

Any current world, pop culture, or sports issue made into a South Park episode.

A Park parody of the episodes made mocking the Cloverfield movie

by swellzy March 28, 2009

highland parking it

Being totaly fake and full of shit. used mainly when trying to hide your true feelings and hatred. often followed by shit talking after you leave

"wow i love you jim your so cool." (jim leaves the room) "wow jims a total dumbass" ("wow your the highland parking it master")

by adogg November 10, 2008

Water Park Creep

One of the many forms of "creepers", a faction of pedophiles. Regarded as the "creepiest" of creepers, they get thier name for being those awkward old men you avoid at public water parks and pools. The creep factor stems from their almost see-through bathing suite,unhumanly hairy body, coke bottle glasses, heavy breathing and the fact that they are at the kiddy pool but don't have children. Be aware to not make eye contact with them or accept candy from them. They are often seen wearing water shoes and driving 1983 Chevy Astros and if they ask you to help them find their non-existant lost puppy RUN!

"I went to the YMCA and lurching around the mushroom pool was this total Water Park Creep and he asked me to help him find his puppy."

by OperationOposition April 30, 2009

Parking Lot Pimpin

Rolling in the parking lot with your tight ass ride. Trying to show off and pick up some hoes.

We were parking lot pimpin in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

by Quazimoto June 5, 2003

highland park highschool

1) a highschool in highland park
2) a public school where rich white suburban school gather to prepare for their acceptance to SMU
3) the highest concentration of hot blonde girls in skirts on the planet

yeah I go to highland park highschool... I jack off 9 times a day and play football

by d September 14, 2004