Zero Time

No fucks given .. no time for ...cant be arsed.

Joni. I cant beleive you have ended the relationship

Jen joni leave me alone ive got zero time for you

by Joni#ffw September 28, 2018

Melon Time

The period of time in which you are, you will and possibly could be all at the same time, whilst still enjoying the fact that you are living at a great time for melons.

It's Harry Potter Melon Time!

by garbagecharacter December 16, 2011

line time

The moment which befalls all those who seek to gurn. The prophecies say that once all the 5 gram lines are assembled, it will bring upon us, the end times and descent of humanity into gremlinhood

Hey cal you know what time it is? It's line time *prolonged snort*

by GrandMasterCal September 6, 2019

Grandma Time

Grandma Time is quality time spent with your grandma. Everyone, even punk-ass metalheads, has at least one moment in their life that they can qualify as Grandma Time. It should never be interrupted, because Grandma Time lost cannot be recovered. Ever.

*John Lydon is walking through London with his grandma when fan walks up to the pair*
Fan-"Dude, omg, I am a HUGE fan of the Sex Pistols! Can I have your autograph!"
*Lydon pulls switchblade on fan*
Lydon-"Do NOT interrupt my Grandma Time!"
Lydon's grandma pulls out a butterfly knife and whispers-"Don't interrupt his Grandma Time..."

by mersbearshippunk March 7, 2009

The Times Square

a delicious drink, consisting of gold schlager and a&w cream soda, try it, it's delicious =

Me: Hey you guys come try this new drink I just made up called the times square!

You Guys: MMMM that's delish!

by Jam426 March 5, 2009

crunch time

a critical moment or period (as near the end of a game) when decisive action is needed

Player: i can't believe that kid airballed a 3 pointer in crunch time!

by GarbageCollector January 3, 2021

That time of month

Once a month, a woman's uterus begins to decay. It melts out as a dark red goop and after a week they grow a new uterus.

"My uterus just fell out and it looks like salsa"

"Oh, that means it's that time of month, get some tortilla chips"

by ADHD Jesus March 6, 2022