milk-spread pie

The real name for cheesecake.

Hey uncle Tom, can you cut me a piece of that milk-spread pie? It looks delicious!

by thisisnottony January 19, 2013

The Communal Milk Bowl

Taking place during an orgy, a recipient’s anus is spread open where milk is poured into the orifice where all other participants in said orgy convene around the man or woman and proceed to slurp the milk in unison, and spitting it back in the recipient’s face.

“Last night’s Communal Milk Bowl was so delicious, I couldn’t help but swallow it!”

“Don’t worry, The Communal Milk Bowl is intimidating at first, but the cool liquid will all doubts.”

by Lizard Of Oz October 26, 2019

Salty warm milk

It's cum

Person 1: Dude i just had some salty warm milk left on the counter.
Person 2: YOU WHAT

by [NAME REDACTED] March 11, 2021

normal milk person

They are the impossible standard to which something or someone is compared. Alternatively used instead of perfect.

“I’m not a normal milk person” or “that dress is a normal milk person”

by itsavibeytime February 3, 2022

freshly-milked energy

The energy one gets after being milked by a woman, either from a marvellous blowjob or a tittyfuck.

It usually consists of a renewed feeling of oneself, along with some slight overconfidence in one's ability to get milked again. Also induces feelings of tranquillity, mental clarity, and happiness. Highly recommended before a tough job interview.

Alfredo: *walks in with a slight bounce to his step*
Mario: you just got laid didn't you?

Alfredo: Yeeea boi
Mario: awww shiiiet, you got that freshly-milked energy!
Alfredo: I can do anything now!

by awwwshiiiet June 11, 2021

spilled milk

when a girl's ta-tas spill out of her bra, it's spilled milk.

"dude! did you see that girl's spilled milk?!"
"there's no point in crying over spilled milk."

by got_milk January 1, 2012

backup milk jug

when you can't find a milk jug, pour it in the blender

y2jerk: yo.. where's the milk jug?
kofi: dunno.. use the backup milk jug mahn
y2jerk: you mean the blender?
kofi: is that an indian cumshot on your forehead?

by Shit-face June 30, 2008