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Kevin

Kevin is sooo HOT he makes a guy named gabe go wet and bricked He is the hottest person on earth just like trump but not as cool as obama but also cool like a banana but also poopi head like gabe but he is hotter than hot he makes everyone wet even with water :D
Kevin is a hot guy
by Cookingminors May 10, 2022
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Kevin spoon

A super hot and sexy dude who’s name is kevin spoon
Kevin spoon is totally insane and pushin p and he is in the tonka
by Exultancu May 12, 2022
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kevin

every kevin has a massive cock
kevin meaning god
nickname for someone with a big jon
“i hooked up with kevin last night & he was so hung, his dick was massive! “
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Kevin

I feel like Kevin is a straight man from Ohio that works as a dentist during the day and a prostitute at night. He values long walks on the beach and has a weird foot fetish. Kevin like to look cool and impress the ladies with his magic tricks.
"No way you dentists Name is KEVIN too?"
by Hazardous_Hound October 25, 2022
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Kevin

He's the sweetest boy you will evert meet and I mean that, so kind and considerate and has a ton of friends. He also has great humor, a great laugh, and a great smile and tbh there's just nothing not to like about him he's like a little angel :) He also has great hygiene and style and is also a great hugger and gamer, ALSO if Kevin does get mad at you-- you have to have done something really stupid or WRONG so make sure you fix urself. But all and all he is literally the perfect friend and or companion and I wouldn't trade him for the world <3
WE STAN KEVIN 😍
by Community Guidelin33s October 27, 2022
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kevin hart

kevin hart is a celeberty and he is short as FRICK
"i met kevin hart today!"
by the uneducated fart November 1, 2022
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Kevin

One who has seen pain & triumphs. A very quiet, but confident man. Usually dangerous. Incredibly handsome w/ an athletic or beefcake build. Also an absolute gentleman, treats ppl better than he gets treated and is forgiving but does not forget. Walks in the room - Women & men always stare at him, to capture his gaze. Treats women like they are princesses - Very gentle & charming. Great smile, & smell. Dresses very sharply. But someone who’s presence everyone can enjoy- always positive, funny, & deep on an emotional level. Knows when to crack a joke. Definitely a guy who everyone wants to meet and have in their life.
Have you seen Kevin? He’s just an absolute beefcake
by SkylarWhite575 November 2, 2022
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