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Kevin

Kevin is hot and handsome. He won’t beg for a woman’s affection because he knows he’s handsome.

He is an outgoing man and knows how to cook.

Kevin is a quiet guy but once he gets to know you, you won’t stop laughing. There is never a dull moment when Kevin is around. He has beautiful eyes which will make you want to have babies with him. He loves a woman with a big nyash.
I’m keeping Kevin.

Kevin enjoys eating pineapples .

I like it when Kevin eats my pineapple.
by Mapaseka November 23, 2021
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Kevin

Kevin is Kevin. There's is nobody quite like him; a genius but dumb, questionable looking but handsome, always improving but lazy, and close but so distant. In some ways he is a mystery, but in other ways he's an open book. He's loyal and honest and that's what makes him Kevin. Value him, at some point he may leave but that doesn't mean he'll forget about you. It'll be as if you all never stopped talking when he's back. However, his fear of rejection will cause him to bottle up so many feelings. It's also difficult to gain his trust, but once you do he'll be grateful to and for you. Kevin, if you see this, thank you for being you. ♡
by The_incognito_writer November 21, 2023
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Getting a Kevin on

Getting turned on or aroused buying guns.

Or by collecting guns.
I'll be getting a Kevin on later today.

I think I'll get a Kevin on after while wanna join me ?
by The real one now September 18, 2021
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kevin

a lightskin corny dude who is a tryhard at fortnite
get a load of kevin
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Kevin

Mirandasxo. The prettiest, baddest, most fishiest person ever. Try to be me. I’m pretty and I’m handsome and yall (you know who you guys are) could never be ME.
Wow I could never be Kevin!”
by Mirandasxo September 2, 2025
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kevin marco

Original Kevin Marco(fictional) is a murderer. He loves to torture people to 'be' something in this nothing world. The apple didn't fall far from the tree.

When I first heard of Kevin 'Happy' it was strange. I knew the fictional one and I wondered if it was a warning. And it was. He loved to torture people 'be' something in this nothing world.

Kevin Happy has a habit of harassing people. He doesn't understand boundaries. He's just as fake as his fictional self. I can't comprehend how someone like that is even exsisting. And why near me?

I must say it did give a me God complex. The way he acts is empowering. It makes me hate myself, but it makes me realize I am the one in power. I wrote him into existence. I have the rights to his name. That useless name.

In fiction Kevin had killed his gf out of rage, because their relationship was crumbling. Later, he wanted to do it again.

The blood just felt so amazing, so calming. It was a reminder that he was alive. The adrenaline was the best part. Killing gave him a rush.

I see all of these traits muted down in kevin Happy. He's just more of a failure.

I'm just saying, if I end up having to be the some to solve him, then no one's gonna like it. He gets on my nerves. He knows what he's doing. I just wanna show him what I can do. Like friends sharing interests.

He hands power right over to me. Right when he thinks he took it all, I will reclaim my crown. Except when I hold the crown, those peasants will praise ME more.
"Kevin Marco's sexually and verbally harassing his peers again"
by Kevin.Marco's.Emo.Girl.UwU April 22, 2022
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