A dumb cunt who does not stop talking about the fact that he smokes, works and does cocaine with his own dad. He is usually a Manchester United fan that is bankrupt after buying a ridiculously pointless mini fridge. He gets angry and frustrated when you call him 'James' ever since he decided to call himself 'Jay'. He calls himself 'Jay' because 'everyone else does'.
by jayrichardson1234 February 21, 2018
Get the Jaymug. a nigga who could fight and hates it when peolle try to fight his fights. a sad person, big pickle, loves anime of course, and has like 383747474747 exes possibly more than your parents credit score
by reprisal  September 27, 2019
Get the Jay Ketchummug. Really funny but a bit immature. He doesn't have many friends but is loyal to them. He is a bit of a troublemaker. he is a good person inside. The most amazing person you'll ever meet. He's beautiful in every way possible. He can make you smile, even when you're both upset. He has the most caring heart despite being through so much pain. He's sensitive though so if you're lucky enough to ever be with him, treat him as well as possible.
by McDoor February 23, 2023
Get the Jaymug. This is a real genuine creature that pulls off that androgynous look like its her fuckin job. She's an extremely nice person, but never to herself. She immediately helps everyone around her but then convinces herself she does it because she thinks they'll hate her if she doesn't. Jay is extremely smart, responsible, and likable. She has a sweet face with bright eyes, contrasted with dark outfits. You know Jays are queer as fuck, and also trauma-informed as fuck. If you're a Jay that is under 20, be at least this good by the time you're 20. She is literally my hero and everyone would fall in love with this mofo if they spent like three days with them. But, she hates men. Fuck men. Thank you.
Me: Hey Jay, can I have a hug? I've been feeling like shit.
Jay: Of course! Do you want me to make food or clean up your room to help you feel better?
Me: Omg no I love you come here you dumb bitch
Jay: Yeah whatever
*hugs*
Jay: Of course! Do you want me to make food or clean up your room to help you feel better?
Me: Omg no I love you come here you dumb bitch
Jay: Yeah whatever
*hugs*
by mapoop May 12, 2021
Get the Jaymug. Slipknot's ex-drummer who played on three albums: .5: The Gray Chapters, We Are Not Your Kind, and The End, So Far. After nearly ten years of being with them, he received a phone call from Slipknot saying he was no longer a part of it.
However, he wasn't just with Slipknot. He played with punk band Against Me!, beatdown hardcore band Madball, Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band, hardcore punk supergroup Hesitation Wounds, and Bleed the Pigs. He's been in a lot more, but the definition is already getting too long.
However, he wasn't just with Slipknot. He played with punk band Against Me!, beatdown hardcore band Madball, Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band, hardcore punk supergroup Hesitation Wounds, and Bleed the Pigs. He's been in a lot more, but the definition is already getting too long.
I miss Jay Weinberg being in Slipknot. He was a good replacement to Joey Jordison, but if the latter wasn't fired because of his bandmates suspecting of him being on drugs, Slipknot wouldn't be trying to become a business rather than a metal band. Least Jay was as good as Joey.
by 7568ino November 17, 2023
Get the Jay Weinbergmug. Jay Smitty is a scholar and a gentlemen. He sports a generous meat sword with great torque and penetration efficiency. He looks like one of those fuckin crickets off Men in Black yet strangely reminds me of a ruggedly handsome Idris Elba. His career as a QB has ended but his talent unfortunately never existed. He is a prime example of a degenerate gambler long ass elbow cocksucker, but I commend him on his luscious skin tone and dry ass knee caps. Jay Smittder is a fuck!! A fuckin dawg!! P.s. Let’s get weird.
by TobyFuckinTobinson May 18, 2024
Get the Jay Smittydermug. 