jakes are all around great guys. they care for you and are really passionate for things they care about. jakes have good taste in music and girls. if you get a chance to date a jake, never let him go. hop on that jake train before you miss the chance to. if you do, you'll regret it in the long run. jakes are super nice and give the best compliments. they also have the best hair and beautiful eyes. they are outgoing and probably play some type of instrument. they're sporty and have a great taste in clothes. jakes are basically any girls dream guy, a good friend, and sensitive when they need to be. they're also pretty popular.
by not Ashley Marie March 20, 2018
jake velazquez with the biggest cock ever and fucks everyone he sees, if u see him ur mom he said hey, and he will valumptiously fuck ur mom.
by jake with cake September 06, 2021
The guy that always manages to find a bird and fuck her down an alleyway and end up with lots of chlamydia kids with big heads
by cheesypeesy April 27, 2020
There's usually three types of them. The first type is not that bright, and tend to hiss a lot (please don't hunt me down for saying this but it's true). The second type a little bit funny, but usually just guy jokes, girls will probably just stare at him weirdly for cracking that type of joke. Not that smart, but not to stupid. The third type, is a complete moron. They always try to act cool, but they never are. If you know a Jake, their not good luck. And please run away, just for the sake of your sanity and all.
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 20, 2018
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