Killing a cow with an Onion Ring

Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen

Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.

by __Monotone__ May 31, 2018

Pls kill me

This is what you say to somebody when you're in a bad situation.

Also used when you are fucked up.

-Hey boi, Have you studied for the exam?
+What exam?
-Tomorrow's exam.
+*Pls kill me*.

by SufferingBoi666 May 3, 2018

Chox Kill

Used in video games to describe a kill that should never have happened. Usually used in PvP FPS. Describes a new player who is totally oblivious to what he or she is doing yet manages to kill a much better seasoned player. An example of this would be a player reloading as someone is directly in front of them unloading a clip, but still manages to complete the reload, and killing the attacker. Originated from "TheXchox" on XB1 Siege who albeit always being a lower rank, always manages to score round winning kills which should never have happened.

He had his back turned to the enemy. took a bunch of bullets but still managed to turn around ever so slowly and get the chox kill.

by Q400 June 5, 2018

Black man killing fest

A festival that involves black men who are killing random stuff. Also, white people are allowed. Chicago is another word for it. Most of th time it has no meaning and is said out of the blue.

Trevon: “black man killing fest”
Greg: “lol what the fuck does that mean”
Trevon: “it doesn’t.”

by FreeRangeLemon June 6, 2018

The great kill yourself incident of 2019

In the year of 2019 also known as the second year of the pre Ethan era (pee for short) the gang were playing some pubg. They threw sand clod at each other and Scott and Devin got into a fight about if an sand clod hit him or not. After two minutes define faggot ass left so zach, being a great person sent Devin a picture of a sand clod and a baby crying. Then Devin showing his great respect for life replied "you should seriously consider killing yourself." He then got back in the call 10 minutes later because he has no shame. Shout out to Devin and Zach to losing to opens btw.

The great kill yourself incident of 2019 really messed with me, it was so deep.

by Ibryoboi August 20, 2022

Killed my whole family

A phrase that is the equivalent of "aw shucks" or "darn"
(Credit to Sam Riegel on Critical Role)

"Nope, don't have the money right now; I've killed my whole family, I'll get it to you next week."

by Beedle_Juize November 10, 2022

Ice Nine Kills

American Metalcore Band Forming in Boston, MA. The Original Band Members from Their Studio Album, Last Chance To Make Amends were;

Spencer Charnas – lead vocals, guitar,

Jeremy Schwartz – guitar, vocals, synths
Andrew Justin Smith – bass, backing vocals
Grant Newsted – drums, percussion
Then on The Predator had the members;
Spencer Charnas - lead vocals, piano on "A Reptile's Dysfunction"
Justin "JD" DeBlieck - lead guitar, lead vocals
Justin Morrow - rhythm guitar
Steve Koch - bass guitar, backing vocals
Connor Sullivan - drums
Then Steve Left and now the members are;
Spencer Charnas – lead vocals
Ricky Armellino – rhythm guitar, backing vocals
Joseph Occhiuti – bass, backing vocals, keyboards
Dan Sugarman – lead guitar, backing vocals
Patrick Galante – drums, percussion
The Band Is Now Very Popular and will keep they're strive for at least a few more years

Guy 1: Do You Like Ice Nine Kills?
Guy 2: Not really

by BentLikesMetal November 11, 2022