no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza?

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004

I'm [fuck]ing this cat, so shut up and hold its tail

The meaning of this phrase is to alert co-workers, on-lookers, passers-by, and anyone else in a group, large or small, who is in charge of a given scenario.

Bryan: Well, what if we approach this problem from a different perspective?

Debra: I'm fucking this cat, so just shut up and hold its tail!

by debra February 13, 2005

Went to pick up some parts and now I'm stuck in traffic

When one goes to collect commodities from a local deader, but is forced to stay longer than expected due to police presence outside. For example, I went to pick up weed, the police parked outside, now I stuck watching Spongebob with my dealer's kids.

Gents, I went to pick up some parts and now I'm stuck in traffic. I won't be able to attend the meeting today

by Grammando October 6, 2021

They're so stupid, I'm surprised they found their way out of the womb.

They're so stupid, I'm surprised they found their way out of the womb.

They're so stupid, I'm surprised they found their way out of the womb.

by FeedyMcFeederson November 16, 2021

I feel like I'm Gucci mane in 2006

POG

I feel like I'm Gucci mane in 2006 words have been spoken

by BRUH ITS JD October 19, 2020

I'm not smart because I looked up the word “me” in urban dictionary

Stop- just stop you’ve went too far

Stop..

Why are you still reading this what’s wrong with you-

Ok, you want it ?!?!

FINE!!! THE PERSON WHO IS READING THIS IS YOU NOT ME, ME IS 1 IQ…

You may have a higher iq then me because i don’t have iq…

Anywaysss… why does the cloud say me is dumb?

Word definition - “Me is me.” “You is you” “when you look yourself up in the dictionary it makes me puke..!”

#Me is myself.. the writer-
#You are the person reading this
Ok?!?!

“Me” is the person writing this

“You.” Are the reader.. WOW- SURPRISE. SURPRISE..

I'm not smart because I looked up the word “me” in urban dictionary.. the definition of you

by No…. …. I said no…. April 19, 2023

I'm going to need four hands! To give those titties four thumbs down!

A quote spoken by Dave Chappelle acting as Rick James on Chappelles Show in the skit, "Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories".

"I'm going to need four hands! To give those titties four thumbs down!"

by Supermajic September 10, 2005