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mainstream human

One who takes part in the mainstream ideas/activities of the common people. ie : waring hats,sport viewing, alcohol consumption, standard TV watching.
My father believes everything he sees on the news, he is such a mainstream human.
by Grimydefwords February 24, 2017
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human brita

Ingesting liquid, such as beer, while urinating.

For best results, being properly hydrated prior to attempting the human brita results in colored liquid being ingested while clear liquid being evacuated, thus the human brita.

Extra points for both input and output utilizing cups or glasses.
Dude, I didn’t want to leave my drink and the restroom line was too long, had to pull a human brita. At least I know I’m hydrated.
by 01011110 October 4, 2017
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human sextipede

When a group of at least 3 people participate in a train-like conjunction where one man is penetrating another man who is then penetrating a female or another male. It can be at least 3 men or 2 men and a girl. There can be as many men participating as pleased.

Also, if women want to be in the middle, they'd just need a good ol' strap!
Ronny walked in on Clarissa and Jason making sweet sweet love. Ronny went up to Jason and began penetrating his tight little asshole as Jason pounded Clarissa. The three of them were connected by the genetalia, forming a Human Sextipede
by anonymous March 30, 2024
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Humans

Humans are a disease, a cancer of this planet -Agent Smith
Humans are stoopid
by ok sure. February 24, 2022
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human puppy

A person who is into the bdsm pet play but generally plays as a puppy .
Hey clerk can I buy this collar , clerk: how old is ur dog , person: oh its for me im the human puppy
by Deadjockman April 3, 2021
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Human

The average, typical person of commonplace or standard traits
A human is writing this right now! And, a human is reading this right now, as well.
by Warren Rodroff March 21, 2019
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Human

Stupid mammals with clothes
by Ig velocity_x October 24, 2019
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