Piss on his chips

Chips from a chippie getting pissed on

When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.

He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE

by The uriniser October 1, 2019

Hi

Hiii means helllo

Hi is the formal way to start a conversation is a way to great someone.
Guy: hi
His mate : hi

by Names..editonn October 8, 2019

Hi

to say hi is to say h

dickhead:"hi"

by f*** the urban dictionary October 15, 2019

Hi

You must be joking me. Are you bored as hell or what?

Hi is a greeting, as well as Hello, and Hey.

Hi, I’m (your name). It’s nice to meet you.

by puppy_wuv December 13, 2017

HI

ITS A SON OF A BICTH

HI YOUR A SON OF A FEMALE DOG

by mrboss1212121212221 December 14, 2017

turn his lights on

Fuck him/her

she looks at him lustfully thinking of how she could turn his lights on

by A.Artsy December 18, 2017

Sonic's Hi Speed Shoes

Sonic's Hi Speed Shoes are Soap Shoes. They first appeared in Sonic Adventure 2. The reason of their inclusion was to advertise the Soap brand at the time. And because of the grinding mechanic. Sonic wears them. They later appeared in Sonic Forces, as an unlockable item for the Avatar.

Sonic's Hi Speed Shoes made Sonic really cool in SA2.

by memesgalore05464 December 25, 2017