Sweating the Goat

Masturbating, choking the chicken, beating the bishop, .....

After his date with the hot chick, he had to spend some time "sweating the goat".

by woadkil July 24, 2008

polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

bren the goat

He's a ladies man all thea hoes like him a good person at times bad attitude but a nice person good at sports loves basketball

I want to be like Bren the goat one day

by Brenhuncho December 21, 2016

goat shagger

A Middle Eastener that has an affinity for goats. They usually herd them up in the mountains where they are isolated to the point they start looking good

I believe that guy with the Turbin on his head is a goat shagger

by babysaph August 19, 2021

Oul goat

Typically defined as an old man who has a tendency to seek out, steal and eat other people's food.

I'm so hungry, better hide my food from john the oul goat

by BRHR November 10, 2016

Goat Simulator 3

A game that you head butt people and lick stuff

I played Goat Simulator 3 yesterday!

by Coolman274 January 30, 2024

Goat water

When you're just so good at the damn game nobody can stop you you're basically immortal and to good at the game that everybody wants to be you

Bro that kid is so goat water dont talk shit

by Sagee4 January 25, 2021