pillbox friend

A person that you consider your friend, but you can only handle in small doses because you become annoyed with them after a certain amount of time. It's like a pill, you have to take doses of it. You have your dose for Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, etc.

I like her and all but sometimes she is a little much, she is one of my pillbox friends.

by bellebendek June 17, 2019

Apocalypse friend

noun - friend who, unlike the antonym fair weather friend, is there through all the fire and brimstone moments in life. When a person is unwell, heartbroken, jobless, homeless or even had a day from hell this friend is patiently there through the worst of it. They are the friend to the end.

Following a bad break up and the death of a well loved grandparent, I battled with depression. My apocalypse friend wasn't phased by any of the hell fire or brimstone, they held my hand and led me through the worst of it.

by Red Gnomez September 27, 2013

friends with needs

Somebody who has sexual tension and chooses to take it out on a friend (as long as they're okay with it). No intimacy intimacy involved; just cuddles and kisses.

Almost like fuck buddies without the fucking.

"Whoa, dude, are Sarah and Kyle a thing?"
"Nah , bro. They're just friends with needs."

by scrotesmegotesbru August 23, 2016

Friends in Denial

A relationship between a guy and a girl which has clearly gone far beyond the level of being friends. They text, video chat, hang out, go out together, make out, have been to bed together at least once (most likely they do it all the time....The Sex part). Their feelings for each other are obvious but one party is in denial (most of the time it is the girl) and says their just ‘friends’ but it’s clear to everyone that they are not.

Girl 1: “Hey Nainika, I hear that you and Rishi are together now”

Nainika: “No. We are just friends”

Girl 2: *whispers to girl 1* “They are friends in denial. She always denying it but they are always together, one time a guy walked in on them doing it in the students room.”

Girl 1: “My goodness!”

by Morethanfriends May 31, 2018

Best friend

That one person that you can have a whole conversation with without even opening your mouth

Yeah I know she’s upset, she’s my best friend

by Ksicroapio February 2, 2019

Industrial friend

Someone you met at work and have to regard as a friend - but it stops there. You have to like them, you can’t avoid it. However outside of work they are complete fucking tools who you wouldn’t piss on if they were in fire. Cretins at the best of times, industrial friends are bellends you want to punch in the eye to remind them that actually, you do not like them under any circumstances.

Oh yeah Brett, he’s an industrial friend. He’s a fucking cock wombles but he’s my manager and pay the wages but I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire. Actually I would piss on him just for a laugh!

by Malcom shiddyarse October 6, 2018

friend band

The boundary of a friendship. It refers to the type of relationship you share with a person and the subject matter/actions deemed acceptable.

A guy orders coffee at a new cafe and the Barista asks how many phone numbers he got last night. Guy says "Whoa! Outside the friend band yo!"

Bob and Sally are on a second date. Bob asks Sally "Hey Sally, what 'kinky' stuff do you like?" She replies "Our friend band hasn't stretched that far yet."

Best girlfriends of 6 years could say "Don't get offended, but its within our friend band for me to ask you this. Have you considered waxing your mustache?'

by thepretties&&thebrains January 9, 2011