by hdkabsosbskbs February 20, 2022

February 16 is the National throw a car battery in the ocean day. If February 16 happens to be your friends birthday, you have to help him throw a car battery in the ocean.
Birthday boy/girl: yo it's my birthday bro
Friend: oh shit, it's February 16th so we gotta throw a car battery in the ocean.
Birthday boy/girl: No doubt, let's get this shit!
Friend: oh shit, it's February 16th so we gotta throw a car battery in the ocean.
Birthday boy/girl: No doubt, let's get this shit!
by Not.Zivan November 24, 2021

February 20th: hey can i get a piggy back ride?
tall friend: no
February 20th: but its national piggy back ride day
tall friend: no
February 20th: but its national piggy back ride day
by February 20th May 12, 2022

by noahkahan February 5, 2024

me: hey it’s February 17th
him: OH!! it’s national give a girl head day!
me: yeah… am i gonna get some?
him: fuck yeahhh!
him: OH!! it’s national give a girl head day!
me: yeah… am i gonna get some?
him: fuck yeahhh!
by thatbitch333 February 12, 2023

by doindoinurmom April 13, 2022

Opposite day for simps
by The Urban Dictionary cc February 22, 2021
