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dutch glove trigger

When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.

The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.
by trumpblows April 24, 2022
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Double Dutching

Double dutching is the act of you and your significant other sharing a king-size pillow between your knees.
I spooned my wife and we fell asleep double dutching.
by MayorOfDunktown March 7, 2020
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Dutch American

Not white
Im not white, im dutch american
by dutch american October 4, 2018
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Dutch Maiden

A Virgin or sexually inexperienced male wearing a yellow wig at a drag show who swears he is straight.
Who does he think he's fooling with that wig? He is a total Dutch Maiden
by JayneDough86 February 9, 2022
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Behind the scenes Dutch rudder

When your friend is doing someone Doggy style and you stand behind them naked and move their hips.
Man me and jimmy behind the scenes Dutch rudders her and she had no clue
by Mike Oxtasty May 1, 2020
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Dutch Strawberry

The act of a women sitting on your face while menstruating.
My girlfriend decided to give me a Dutch strawberry last night.
by Ron with a bong March 25, 2022
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Dutch Swirl

To cum whilst shitting and clogging the toilet in a waffle house bathroom to make a swirl.
I got kicked out after doing a dutch swirl last night.
by LemonMolester May 28, 2022
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