do you want a cookie

When someone tells you something that you don't care two fucks about.

Dawson: It's 9:15
Sarah: Okay, do you want a cookie?

by daring101 March 15, 2016

apple cookie cake

a cake that is splended that should have beaten the velveteers

today i ate an apple cookie cake but sadley lost to the velveteers

by zacharyd February 10, 2009

african tree cookie

where you pour vanilla extract all over a hairy vagina and eat the girl out

fred: "dude guess what?"

greg: "what?"

fred: "i gave maria an african tree cookie last night"

by pusylicker72 April 09, 2010

poop chute cookie mouth

poop chute cookie mouth is what a male or female will have after they have sucked your cack which has been in their poopy bum.... around their mouth resembles that of someone who has just eaten Oreo cookies.

looks like someone has been into the cookie jar..... although judging by your breath I'd say you may have a case of poop chute cookie mouth.

by R.Y.E. January 12, 2009

Edys Cookies and Cream

When edy and a slut meet they fuck in a Walmart bathroom and create the cream the the cookies and then adds in her love juice and you get the best ice cream around!

Have you ever had Edys Cookies and Cream I hear it's made with love

by QwertyQueer August 24, 2016

chocolate chip cookie dough

some of the BEST cookie dough on the planet!! used to make scrumptious cookies or is often eaten raw, though salmonella could be contracted. it is also a very delicious favor of icecream.

morgan: which cookie dough is the most popular?

hannah: chocolate chip cookie dough! everyone loves it cuz its the best ever!

by sexy_mama_4 July 11, 2008

Damn Good Cookie (#DGC)

An experience or item believed to be spectacular based on previous experience or possession.

That kiss from Dave was Damn Good Cookie (#DGC) ! The Syrah is Damn Good Cookie (#DGC).

by #DGC August 08, 2014