pants cake

the act of shitting one's pants and sitting upon it, causing it to become flat like a cake

"dude, what's that smell??"

"oh i went poopy. i sat on it too. it was good."

"oh you mean you made a pants cake?"

by xbobxcorex June 1, 2006

mud cakes

secret cakes that you hide

Where the F*** did I hide my mud cakes?

by Mandrew January 19, 2004

bake that cake

when a man sees a woman and trys to holler at her and try and get the woman to like u so you can later kick some soup

I saw my brother looking at this girl and i told him "hey go bake that cake".

by The_Last_Luis July 22, 2006

Cup-Cake

rubbing ones ass (either covered by clothes or uncovered) onto an unfortunate persons face

"Last night when your mum was sleeping I totally Cup-caked on her!"

"Even when I told Tim STFU he kept talking, so I Cup-caked him"

by mushwizz June 22, 2009

Cake Decorating

The act of taking a used condom, poking a hole in the end and using it to decorate a cupcake (or if there is enough an entire cake).

A male who does this is referred to as a snausage.

See snausage for proper example.

by Skeezer September 14, 2003

Eat Cake

A famous catch word added as a supplementary addition to birthday wishes often said and used by Anthony Nkwazi to add emphasis on what should be done to celebrate the occasion.

Happy Birthday My Darling! Eat Cake !!

by Virtual2 March 19, 2013

icing the cake

Jizzing all over a girl's chest in an attempt to create a design similar to that which is found on a cake.

" I fucking jizzed all over Ksenia's chest and I made it look like Batman! She was screaming "Ice my cake, Ice my cake" so much I just had to do it. Plus, she likes it when we do it Batman style! Thats how we're icing the cake!"

by Andromedus October 11, 2007