Insta boner

The boner you get immediately after someone or something turns you on

Girl: Hey, I just want to say that I like you
Boy: You do?
Girl: Yes I do... wait what’s that on your pants?
Boy: Oh sorry that’s just my insta boner

by AwwYeaGuurrll May 22, 2019

Boner City

When you're horny and ready to fuck, you're in Boner City.

"If she keeps dancing like that, I'm gonna head straight for Boner City"

by Jerrz03 September 12, 2020

Shitty Boner

When you take someones beer and dump laxatives into it. Then after this you proceed to slip then a Viagra. Then when they're shitting their brains out they have a nice fat boner to go with it.

John gave Matt quite the shitty boner!

by Shitty boner 123 May 24, 2021

Invisible boner

when a guy's penis is so small that when he has an erection you will not be able to see any type of bulge going on unless he is fully naked and even that's barely visible. this man looks as if a 5 year old's penis was attached to man.

Hey, did you see that guy in the locker room? he had an invisible boner going on!

by satanic.apple October 31, 2016

boner nut

when this <==3 is a boner and gets shoved into this (_o_)

billy: i nutted but i had a boner!
jimmy: you boner nutted! congrats!

by <==3r1 June 22, 2019

Boner dance

When a guy gets a boner and tries to casually adjust it without catching anyone's attention.

Mike and I were cuddling and he totally did the boner dance.

by Sonofabean May 30, 2014

Remedial Boner

The stage of the male penis where it isn't fully throbbing in sex crave but isn't completely flaccid and limp. Its a tad chubby and airborne.

Bro 1: Yo justin, I went to go get my physical for football and the nurse was so bonable that I got an Remedial Boner.

Bro 2: Did you fuck her?

by Dustin Jonesssssssssssssssssss March 26, 2013