Two days in the calendar year when a man with erectile dysfunction can achieve an erection without the use of Viagra.
Husband: I like to sweetheart, but I'm out of Viagra.
Wife: That's ok Dear, check the calendar, I think today is the boner solstice.
boner equinox
Wife: That's ok Dear, check the calendar, I think today is the boner solstice.
boner equinox
by SapDMan January 30, 2017
A bruise on the inner thigh caused by a rapidly expanding erection whereby the tip of the penis impacts forcibly into the leg.
by Blackcox44859 August 08, 2013
1. when you like bacon so much, just the thought of it gives you a raging one
2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surpasses the ache of blue balls.
2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surpasses the ache of blue balls.
(watching family guy)
friend 1: hey man why the hell do you have a boner?
friend 2: it's a bacon boner.
friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.
friend 2: wait why the hell do you have a boner?
friend 1: lois has nice tits.
friend 1: hey man why the hell do you have a boner?
friend 2: it's a bacon boner.
friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.
friend 2: wait why the hell do you have a boner?
friend 1: lois has nice tits.
by bacon3490745 February 28, 2012
The stage of the male penis where it isn't fully throbbing in sex crave but isn't completely flaccid and limp. Its a tad chubby and airborne.
Bro 1: Yo justin, I went to go get my physical for football and the nurse was so bonable that I got an Remedial Boner.
Bro 2: Did you fuck her?
Bro 2: Did you fuck her?
by Dustin Jonesssssssssssssssssss March 26, 2013
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