Spacey-boner

That chub you get when you start watching House of Cards.

"Hey did you watch the new season of House of Cards?"
" Yeah I got a raging Spacey-boner. "

by BillyBobSmith May 26, 2014

boat boner

An engorged clitoral area.

The little man on the boat has a boat boner.

My girlfriend got a boat boner from watching The Notebook.

by The sailor August 1, 2013

Insta boner

The boner you get immediately after someone or something turns you on

Girl: Hey, I just want to say that I like you
Boy: You do?
Girl: Yes I do... wait what’s that on your pants?
Boy: Oh sorry that’s just my insta boner

by AwwYeaGuurrll May 22, 2019

boner bite

When a girl is giving you head and they accidentally bite your cock

My girl boner bite me and it really hurt

by Narwhal9908 July 11, 2017

boner oil

Like motor oil...but lube for your boner

Greg asked Becky to slop some boner oil on his knob so they could get the party started.

by Rod Savage January 29, 2018

Invisible boner

when a guy's penis is so small that when he has an erection you will not be able to see any type of bulge going on unless he is fully naked and even that's barely visible. this man looks as if a 5 year old's penis was attached to man.

Hey, did you see that guy in the locker room? he had an invisible boner going on!

by satanic.apple October 31, 2016

anti boner

Something awful or distasteful either visually or mentally that causes a non-erect penis to retract inward like a frightened turtle.

Example 1. seeing that guy get hit in the balls with a rock gave me an anti boner. Example 2: watching the fat chilean mail woman bend over to pick up mail gave me an anti, bro

by makey0urselfs1ck October 14, 2012