Scooped My Biscuit

The act of one person putting their hand up a womans skirt or dress and grabbing their va-jay-jay.

Oh my god! Ryan... that guy just "Scooped my Biscuit" !!

by BISCUIT SCOOPER October 18, 2011

biscuit scared

Easily upset over nothing or trivial things which can come off as being crazy. Easily offended that even a biscuit would upset them.

Boss: Kim is upset that someone moved her office chair over the weekend

Me: *rolls eyes* Every Monday that bitch is biscuit scared over something!!

by ReedL February 13, 2024

digestive biscuit

unadventurous, tedious sexual activity restricted to the missionary position in a libido-sapping, grinding tedium where the only respite is found in conjured images of grocery shopping lists.

Oh how I yearned for something with a bit of chocolate but only ever got a digestive biscuit.

by wiretapper October 24, 2016

biscuit ticket

Food stamps/ebt card

Friend 1: Man I'm hungry as a mfer.

Friend 2: me too I got my old lady's biscuit ticket lets go to piqqly wiqqly

by whitedevil666 May 17, 2016

Trail Biscuit

(Used as an insult) A trail biscuit is a very Stale or dull person you keep around when you have nothing to do or have anyone else to hang out with, a kind of Hail Mary to Boredom.

Wow that guy was a real trail biscuit, I won’t be inviting that guy to hang out again.

by 3lfrieda27 January 29, 2022

Biscuit

Ic3 male who you may come across anywhere in London, usually on foot or in a rental. Usually brings vibes to wherever he goes and you can hear a pin drop when he enters a room. He has a lot of girls from all over the globe crazy over him.

There’s that biscuit guy again

by Yo123456 November 23, 2021

Ginger Nut Biscuit

Two gingers and blonde in a 3some.

Felt like a fox’s Ginger nut biscuit, 2 gingers and a blonde for the cream

Was like a tag team

by irene’sdefs March 29, 2022