by Bchbm August 15, 2018

Mr Cooke is a total biscuit.
by pidpenishater November 29, 2024

by Paul Merr November 5, 2018

Biscuit time is when you find biscuits! It is also a nice period to celebrate with your friends!
Ran out of biscuits for biscuit time? No problem mate, I'm always there :D
Ran out of biscuits for biscuit time? No problem mate, I'm always there :D
by Lincoln Ler May 25, 2023

The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.
Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”
Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”
Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”
Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”
Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”
Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”
Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”
by x427 October 5, 2023

Someone, typically a cishet male, who enjoys the idea of being with someone who is sexually liberated and true to themselves, until they get anywhere near it and crumble.
by King Confuza May 21, 2022
