When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.
Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.
A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.
Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.
A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.
Scenario 1:
Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."
Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."
by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 19, 2025
A bar composed primarily of insecure men. Patrons of sausage bars make anti-homosexual remarks, yet seem a little too close to their "bros".
by Bringindowntheblouse January 28, 2017
"yo, can I have a bite of that bar tender?"
by blobyblobfish14 January 02, 2024
by Chuuya Nakahara October 19, 2019
Something you buy for someone when you're not sure if they would even want it and it turns out that they really don't want it so you try to sell it on a college facebook page.
by That TNT Guy February 08, 2012
A luxury bar, restaurant or cafe where women can have dine and pick a male member of staff for desert/sex... Members only club for wealthy and famous women...
I went to the 22 Bar, l paid $10 000 for the sexy bald guy... it was the most amazing tantric sex I've ever had. I let cum inside me. I got pregnant hehe - I'm telling my husband its his...
by KingRed007 December 15, 2015