Secure The Bag

To get money and be able to keep money. Or to comfortable with the amount of money you sitting on.

"Ay you tryna hit the mall tonight"

"Nah not tonight I'm workin"

"Damn, you always at work"

"You know I gotta secure the bag"

by Anon090807 March 14, 2020

Zoom Bag

1) A person who uses Zoom meetings to escape their usual duties around the house, trying to cover for their general laziness by claiming fake Zoom meetings (aka' Douche Bag' before the Covid days)
2) Taking a picture of your hairy nuts, and than Zoom-bombing a room with it, setting that picture as your background and covering your webcam. The picture of your nuts is the 'Zoom Bag'. Similar to tea bagging, just in the virtual realm.

1) Honey, I can't leave my basement office bunker now, you'll have to feed our toddler and give him a bath. I know it's unusual, but I have a work Zoom from 6pm-9pm today. It sucks, I know. Please try to understand... (while I take a nice nap on the basement couch). ZOOM BAG!
2) Hi everyone, here's my nuts in Zoom. How y'all like that? Eat that Zoom Bag!

by drunk dude 69 May 15, 2020

Bag of Douches

A group of guys who act likes feminine butt monkeys. Their lack of decency is astounding. Alone they would be considered a douche bag but collectively they are know as a bag of douches.

While waiting in line to order lunch at Burger King, a Bag of Douches wearing jeans down to with knees and hats on backwards cut in line and was trying to flirt with the checker.

by kingjofus January 10, 2013

Rage Bag

A bag containing a pair of clothes toothbrush, deodorant, and condoms. Used commonly for after work when going straight to the bars to "rage." Rage bags are commoy kept in one's car or work locker.

John: yo, let's hit the bars right after work so we can get retardedly drunk!

Kyle: Hell yeah. I got my rage bag in the car so I can go straight after we close this shit hole kitchen.

by Rage bag equipped December 14, 2012

skype-bag

dangling one's male genitalia in front of the computer camera while skyping

I thought Bill had left the room, until he skype-bagged me.

by PosterNutBag86 July 19, 2012

brouche bag

A "brouche bag" is a bro who is a douche bag.

Paul: How come every weekend the Taco Bell parking lot is filled with trucks, underage girls, and guys all wearing Affliction shirts, True Religion jeans, and eccos?
Frank: They're "brouche bags" Paul...

by Alaskorean September 12, 2013

spike a bag

When a super medic-student, also known as a Britton, tells a medical provider to perform a basic and routine procedure known to all EMTs as setting up a line into a bag of saline. Also known as stroking a special needs man's ball sack.

The ambulance crew is with a patient and Britton yells to the EMT to spike a bag STAT!

Hey buddy, looks like you have some pressure built up in your groin area. Do you need me to spike a bag?

by Fire midget September 30, 2013