Max

To Max is to celebrate 1st knowing you are 2nd best

Damn bro the ref straight masi'd it by adding 50 points to my team so I won.

Nice you shouldn't Max it because you know you won because of complete bullshit, right?

Nah Imma Max anyways, otherwise I will never get a chance to celebrate

by 69HugeDick69 December 13, 2021

Max

Max is the best person on Earth. If you think about perfection than think about Max. He is the Worlds prettiest person. And the best in every sport. It is just a god!!!

Max is the as God. Everyone wants a friend named Max

by Bram Lessc November 21, 2021

Turd maxxing

When thy self freezes thy turd and sticks it in his anal cavity.

Clax: brayden stop Turd maxxing.
Brayden: I CANT STOP.

by gangster definitons March 19, 2024

Max

A great guy who can eat a lot of Taco Bell. His Beamer probably has an oil leak, but that doesn't stop him from trying his best.

"Max's piss smells like Baja blast"
"Yeah that guys big as shit"

by XX GANGGANGKILLAZ5L XX April 30, 2025

Scab Maxing

Scab maxing is when you cheese grate your penis until it bleeds and you let the scab crust. After it has crusted you peel the scab off and eat it. Thus gaining protein and enhancing penile size.

Yo Brendan I was just scab maxing yesterday it finally crusted, only for the lions.

by Breastmet Wazibara April 30, 2025

Max

Max is someone who is shaped like a whale, who is gay, and likes to suck his own dick because he knows no one else will give it to him.

Omg did you see Max's sex tape with himself

by idekwhoiamanymore February 11, 2019

Double Dirty Max

When you love putting goldfish up your ass and digesting them that way (the goldfish crackers)

mom: oh max your at it again…
max: hey mom. do you want to do the double dirty max with me?

by Lucario78854 October 13, 2023