twidle my asshole hairs

This is when you use a twiser to remove your asshole hairs.

im gonna twidle my asshole hairs

by ladybird234 February 27, 2024

Fagget ass fucking pussy ass fucking cock sucking dick fucking asshole munching little baby ass fucking punk ass little bitch

A man who acts like a fucking bitch; a pussy ass bitch; a little baby ass bitch; a fagget ass bitch; and a dick fucking, ass munching and cock sucking bitch too all at the same exact time.

I'm single now anyways. And I'm about to blast it all over fucking Facebook. Because fuck this fagget ass fucking pussy ass fucking cock sucking dick fucking asshole munching little baby ass fucking punk ass little bitch.

by Alphas Sin December 24, 2025

Asshole couple

A couple that is glued together at the lips at all times creating a long tube anus to anus.

The annoying couple was deemed an asshole couple when they kissed non-stop pissing everyone off.

by Bruins mallow September 8, 2015

Christmas asshole

It means your an asshole every other day besides Christmas

You such an Christmas asshole

by Who_shall_be named October 6, 2020

golden asshole

Possessing the ability to not shit your brains after eating Chipotle, Taco Bell, (insert chain Mexican restaurant here), etc.

Toscano, you must have a golden asshole if you don't shit after eating Chipotle

by 21216921 January 24, 2017

asshole

my dad

Here he is, an asshole.

by em02 April 11, 2022

Asshole Meat

Ground hamburger meat that’s been discarded in the kitchen freezer for months and smells like an asshole when you cook it at 3AM.

Does this freezer have any asshole meat in it?

by Whatsamattayou September 21, 2023