This is the odd, somewhat inhumane walk that people wearing Jordans do when they have purchased themselves a brand-new pair, in hopes of not creasing them, so that they can show off to their peers.
Richard: What is that guy doing over there? Why is he walking so funny?
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!
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Get the Walk of shame mug.A sexual role play in which you mimic the act of an owner walking their dog.
The partners must assign who would play the owner and who would play dog before this to prevent any confusion during the moment.
However, if there hasn’t been an agreement then this would be the best time for a member of the party to assert their dominance early on in the relationship.
The owner would then strap a leash around the dog’s neck, preferably a belt, then tug the dog to walk around the room.
When both parties are satisfied with the walk, the owner would then pull the dog close to them and signal the dog to perform oral.
This can only be performed by ones who has power which amount to the level of gods.
The partners must assign who would play the owner and who would play dog before this to prevent any confusion during the moment.
However, if there hasn’t been an agreement then this would be the best time for a member of the party to assert their dominance early on in the relationship.
The owner would then strap a leash around the dog’s neck, preferably a belt, then tug the dog to walk around the room.
When both parties are satisfied with the walk, the owner would then pull the dog close to them and signal the dog to perform oral.
This can only be performed by ones who has power which amount to the level of gods.
*during a FaceTime call*
Ashish : Would you be up to forming Walk the dog
Mahek : if you make me, you sexy hunk of meat
Ashish : You bet I fucking will.
The next day, Ashish ascended to become a Hindu god from the power he is able to wield.
Ashish : Would you be up to forming Walk the dog
Mahek : if you make me, you sexy hunk of meat
Ashish : You bet I fucking will.
The next day, Ashish ascended to become a Hindu god from the power he is able to wield.
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