Old Man Walking

An elder person who is 90% right in regards to historical accuracy and the present status of earthly things. Although 99% wrong when it comes to future events (including but not limited to) the fact they are still alive after having foreseen themselves dead for years.

Bob: “Old Higgins said that the economy is doomed to collapse next month…”
Ron: “Well you know he’s got old man walking. Poor guy…. He was just diagnosed a couple months ago.

by Jack of trade June 27, 2023

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You've been walked

When someone has been "walked " they have been stolen from . someone has walked off with their belongings or also robbed for them

K.j "walked " me for my phone charger i let him borrow it last week i haven't seen him since . "You've been walked"

by 1kay May 20, 2019

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pace walking

When you and you're nigga are walking really fast due to the FBI trying to also walk fast to catch you because you know about freemasonry

Pace walking is when an fbi agent walks fast and scopes out the block you live on

by Redminded June 16, 2023

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walking lootbox

In games, a low-risk target that's carrying valuable loot.

You're literally a walking lootbox with those gems you have in your pockets.

by ge.ed February 5, 2025

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Thot walk

When a thot crosses her arms when walking to puff out her chest and expose her breasts. Usually most girls do this around mating season to lure in curious fuckboys. Seemingly always occurs on a campus or highschool.

Person1: Hey, person2! It must be mating season again. I counted about 16 girls who thot walked today.

Person2: Ah, that’s nothing, mating season usually comes around when 30 or 40 girls start thot walking.

by D3rbs May 8, 2019

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