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"He cracked me then buffed my weasel..."
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Stacy got her pornographic Internet tattoo when she was a broke college student.
Stacy got her pornographic Internet tattoo when she was a broke college student.
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"All men have Internet Herpes", writes user AllHailToTheQueen when she can't think of anything more intelligent to say.
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The theory states that even in spite of disappearing original media, dead sites and the erosion of time a subset of people will always interact to uphold, continue and carry on the media they know and even continue to produce media based off of it.
The theory states that even in spite of disappearing original media, dead sites and the erosion of time a subset of people will always interact to uphold, continue and carry on the media they know and even continue to produce media based off of it.
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B: " Nah bro, I'm trying to hopemaxx and believe in Alive Internet Theory, you're such a downer"
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