That strange scenario that occurs in a large group - usually in the workplace but especially so on training courses, at conferences or at the end of a night out - where the females present are at best distinctly average and, for the most part, pretty honking.
For some reason, one always just about stands out over the others and is feted upon by all of the males present, despite the fact that not only is she at best decidedly average but, at worst, wouldn't get a look next to most reasonably attractive women (well - at WORST you'd be turning her down after ten pints of any regular night out). It is she who is least horrid of the pretty shitty group, the best of a bad bunch...Queen of The Pigs.
The latching on of the guys to this massively-overrated horror is termed 'Queen Pig Syndrome'.
For some reason, one always just about stands out over the others and is feted upon by all of the males present, despite the fact that not only is she at best decidedly average but, at worst, wouldn't get a look next to most reasonably attractive women (well - at WORST you'd be turning her down after ten pints of any regular night out). It is she who is least horrid of the pretty shitty group, the best of a bad bunch...Queen of The Pigs.
The latching on of the guys to this massively-overrated horror is termed 'Queen Pig Syndrome'.
"I am so gonna steam in on that Janine girl later"
"Her? Why man, she's nothing special"
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"Dude, look around - the only reason you're even looking at her is that Elaine looks like she's had a stroke, Sandra has less teeth that my grandma and Joanna may well be a John from where i'm sitting"
"Ah - queen pig syndrome! Phew, that was close. Didn't realise what I was doing...".
"Her? Why man, she's nothing special"
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"Dude, look around - the only reason you're even looking at her is that Elaine looks like she's had a stroke, Sandra has less teeth that my grandma and Joanna may well be a John from where i'm sitting"
"Ah - queen pig syndrome! Phew, that was close. Didn't realise what I was doing...".
by TheHairyEgg October 04, 2011
I'm surprised Jen isn't suffering from incontinent bowl. Last week at your dad's AA celebration she sat on the table and a bottle of Jim beam fell up her asshole! She can easily handle two pigs in a blanket!
by Scrunthole June 15, 2018
"Yo, John McCain's putting lipstick on a pig when he calls the same failed Bush policies of the last eight years Change"
by Vinfiz September 11, 2008
Putting lipstick on a pig is insisting that the health care bill be written behind closed doors, using obfuscating language, making deals to buy votes
by Precious Freedom March 01, 2010
by Willie March 30, 2005
"Its like putting lipstick on a pig" - As in, whats the difference between Sarah Palin and a Pig? Answers Lipstick.
by politicalmatt September 10, 2008
this is the most life treating comeback of them all it's better than ur sister a misterand ur ganny a tranny
by big boi bob2132344 May 03, 2019