Floaty biscuit

Another word for a poo in the toilet

Who's left a floaty biscuit in the toilet

by Jellydoc August 6, 2016

Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.

Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!

by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020

glazed biscuit

When guys cum on a biscuit and the last one to cum has to eat it.

I'll challenge you to a glazed biscuit!

by this website is fucked up November 4, 2013

Risky Biscuit

The biscuit resulting from a game of soggy biscuit.

The last guy to spaff had to eat the risky biscuit.

by Tigermoff May 27, 2022

Cow and a Biscuit

A phrase derived from the UK, especially the Midlands areas.

It is used generally as a "so-so" or more modern term "meh"

The origin of the phrase is not quite known specifically, but is rumoured to have been somewhere in the early 1900s in the town of Tipton, stemming from the Pie Factory now known more commonly as "Mad O'Rourke's". The restaurant chain pays homage to this saying with it's World Famous "Desperate Dan’s Cow Pie", some sources say this meal was originally served with a biscuit as a sweet option to cleanse the palette after a heart-warming and sumptuous meal.

Person A: Hey, how are you doing today?
Person B: Cow and a Biscuit! You?
Person A: Cow and a Biscuit!

by Paul Oakley July 17, 2021

clit biscuit

breakfast snack

Have vagina for breakfast with clit biscuits

by Scimitar May 25, 2022

Cheesy biscuits

Biscuits that are either made of cheese, or have cheese on or in them.

Woah, you make awesome cheesy biscuits!

Thank you ^_^

by Thatguyisawesome! January 19, 2011