Unicorn Poop

44% Rainbow 66% Poop Emoji (That Isnt Brown Like This 💩) 100% MAGICAL

OMG! Their Is Unicorn Poop!

by Sophia-Savage June 7, 2018

Poop Cup

A cup full of poop which is hidden in a victim's dwelling or vehicle to inflict revenge and instill fear in the heart of said victim.

That bitch keyed my car, so i poop cupped hers.

by The Chateau Corner January 23, 2009

poop needle

After you have anal sex with a girl and the next time you pee, a needle of poop comes out of your dick

Last night me and my girl did anal without a condom. Woke up this morning and pissed the nastiest poop needle ever

by Big Casey March 2, 2014

Poop Fling

Verb : To throw or launch poop.

"I love flinging poop! Watch it flyyyy!"

by K.A.S March 2, 2004

poop lip

What happens to a woman when she wipes back to front, instead of front to back.

I was going down on your mom and she must wipe the wrong way because she definitely had a poop lip.

by Kimbelina January 14, 2008

poop status

When something is not not poop. Or when something is bad, depressing, or disgusting.

Can be used as a response to a text message received while sitting on the toilet.

When someone has a poopy facebook status.
When someone's having a bad day.

The following is an actual conversation between two real people.

3lmo: sup
SeaTurtle: (as he sits on the toilet) poop status.

by iluvpoopstatus August 26, 2011

Poop Ninja

When one takes an accidental shit in their pants, and then blaming it on a fictional character, sometimes refered to as just "someone", or the "Poop Ninja"

Can be used as a verb, as well as a noun, sometimes even both.

Example 1: Someone took a shit in my pants, I don't know who, and I don't know why, but this is an issue that needs to be addressed immediately

Example 2:
Jimmy to Ricky: Dammit! Look out man, The Poop Ninja is on the loose. He got me.

by Big_Mac October 27, 2010