That muhfucka who was shot in the ass by my homeboy for callin’ his chick at 3 in the morning, yeah that was Jake from State Farm.
by DVillan October 11, 2020
Get the Jake From State Farm mug.A true god that is so unstoppable that he can control time and space with the blink of an eye. They usally have a liking towards bees and often end up as the tax man of state farm. If you ever come across a Jake in battle it will be one of a lifetime and will often end with you paying with your blood or a fine of all your lives worth. The true Jake was said to have been born in -9 bc and was the one who split the time continuam to the way it is now with the 2 timelines, one after christ and the other filled by void and darkness called the negative timeline.
Oh look it is Jake
by The True Jake from 9 bc April 4, 2021
Get the Jake mug.Jake is the best guy you will ever fucking meet. he has great taste in music and has the most amazing hair ever. he's the best friend you'll ever meet and lucky you if you have a Jake. He is loveable and caring and SUPER FUNNY. He has the dirtiest mind to ever exist and constantly makes dick jokes (ofc you join in) He's amazing and has like, BUFF arms. He's athletic and gives good hugs, Loves sweatshirts and sweatpants, and actually looks good in them. You've dedicated Spotify playlists to him and you think of him every time you hear a love song. He likes books about love and you always text at 2 am about them. He is like 6'5 and has the prettiest blue eyes. Although You know you can't have him, You still manage to fall in love with him so now you suffer every time you see him.
Bestie #1: Hey! Have you hung out with Jake recently??
Bestie #2: Omg yes! I hung out with him last night and it was so much fun!
Bestie #1: Honestly, Jake is so amazing and funny and I love him so much!!!!
Bestie #2: Omg yes! I hung out with him last night and it was so much fun!
Bestie #1: Honestly, Jake is so amazing and funny and I love him so much!!!!
by Hopelessbitch July 21, 2022
Get the Jake mug.Jake slack is the lead guitarist in the band chapter 13. He is one hell of a talented geeza.
He is probably the best guitarist you’ll meet, yes Brian May has competition now.
He is probably the best guitarist you’ll meet, yes Brian May has competition now.
by lillsclark;) January 5, 2021
Get the Jake Slack mug.A smart outgoing guy that has an amazing smile that can light up the whole world he has a lot of girls going after him but he only has his eyes on one he loves her and would do anything to protect her he generally goes for girls that’s named start with an (A, K, M,L and H)
Christy:Woah look at his eyes his soo cute I wonder if he’d(jake) want to hang ou... oh... *sees him put his arm around his girl ) He has a girlfriend
by Stickstarbust June 19, 2019
Get the Jake mug.Jake is a sweat at any game he plays.He is very toxic and has been banned on several occasions.jakes typically play rainbow six siege and call of duty
by SproutSucker November 18, 2019
Get the Jake mug.A man with a big penis and a small ego. Jake nedved is the type of guy to whip out a snake when you expect a mesquito. also his sister is racist
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