Twat-wad

tampon or any flexible material that has been or will be placed in the vaginal canal.

Gimme a few, i need too replace my twat-wad. Or, Damn johnny has been acting like a real twat-wad lately.

by Dabhand420$ December 11, 2023

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Twat-week

A person who never works Monday or Friday works a TWAT week. Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday.

No point calling Jim today, it's Monday and he works a Twat-week

by Schroomfunguy December 15, 2023

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Twat bag

The little cardboard handle attached to a tea bag so you can pull it out without touching your tea

-“Oh no my twat bag well into my tea”
-“uh oh you’ll have to get a spoon to pull your teabag out”

by Veenerbeaner December 8, 2022

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First Get A Huge Gagger Line Of Meth Out For You And Your Girl.

Do Your Line. Then Start Intercorse With Her, Don't Matter Which Hole.

Mid Way Through Pull Out, Take Moist Member And Throughly Coat With Her Gagger Line Of Meth You Never Gave Her.

Now Secretivly Re-Insert Your Member Into Your Girl, Once Again Either Holes OK.

Now Watch Her Face Flush,

Watch Closely And See Her Body Flutter and Shake.

Now She's Twat Twacked.

Last Night At The Hotel I Twat Twacked Ashley. She Was So Methed Up Afterwards.

by G-Rape December 10, 2022

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cum guzzling twat dumpster

Your mom.

My left butt cheek resembles a fresh version of your cum guzzling twat dumpster!

by Booboo titty kitty fuck January 13, 2023

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Twat magnet

A place/company/activity that exclusively attracts irredeemable cunts

Josh: Did you hear Marvin is moving to Dubai?
Gavin: I always thought he would. It is a twat magnet after all.

Hugh: Gavin just graduated and got a job at goldman Sachs
Lisa: Typical! I always thought he was a total arsehole. No wonder he's ended up at that twat magnet.

by Twat_disliker April 12, 2023

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