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Kevin

Kevin as a noun- a name, or just call someone Kevin because they are awesome.
Kevin as a verb- to do something awesomely.
Kevin as an adjective- the best, most awesome thing ever.
Billy was kevinning up the hill. He wasn't running, because that's not awesome. Kevinning is far more awesome, and everyone should try it.
Or, if they like running, they should just do it kevinly.
by waitwhatwhoa December 20, 2021
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Kevin Knox

Supposed to be the next best Kevin of the NBA, instead, he's just a PJ tucker kinda guy, minus the d.
Kevin knox, catch, shoots, fires, AND HITS.
by URBANSPIDER December 21, 2021
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kevin christopher

some old ass nigga thats like hundreds of millions of years old
"yo my grandpa old asf" - taj
"he not as old as kevin that nigga was in the primordial soup" - kevin christopher
by leviticus3k December 22, 2021
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Kevin

A popular name for black dogs and anyone of colour, most commonly used by english cricketers when they don't know the actual name of the person they are addressing.
I was shopping at ASDA and I couldn't see the produce for the Kevins getting in my way and had to come home without my avocados.

I'm not getting on that bus it's full of Kevins!

Ask that Kevin there for a menu!
by Martimuss December 23, 2021
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Kevin

An absolute numpty. You'll commonly find him 1 inch (that's fully erect for him) deep in his mom, or you'll find him hunched over watching anime girls kiss eachother. Kevin is a very slow and dimwitted person, Kevin's are known for walking into windows. Kevin's are known for their immense sweating so it's advised to just stay away from them.
Girl: "what's wrong with that guy? He's been trying to fuck that lamp for a while now."

Other Girl: "yup, that's Kevin."
by Eugaphooey December 23, 2021
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Kevin

a true blessing to this earth. his eyes speak wisdom and his midnight black fur is almost glowing from how holy he is.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.
yeah so basically- OMG IS THAT KEVIN????
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*
by anonymous April 2, 2022
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Kevin

a true blessing to this earth. his eyes speak wisdom and his midnight black fur is almost glowing from how holy he is.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.
yeah so basically- OMG IS THAT KEVIN????
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*
by cherryyujuu April 2, 2022
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