e-advertiser

Someone online who announces certain accomplishments or upcoming events in a public forum, such as MSN, Online games, Message boards... etc. In many instances they will just slip it in a sentence to make it subtle, when it fact it's a blatant e-advertisement. The advertising is usually sexual conquest, or just a big "to-do" list that no one else cares about but are forced to read.

Your typical e-advertiser:

*While playing a game of DotA*
Annoying player: I just got LAID everyone, everything is fucked up right now, I wanna tell this girl I love her, but I'm only in it for the pussy!

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*One of your friends has changed his name on msn*
"John Doe - Going to the cottage later, then to the beer drinking contest, then to the strip club, then to the brothel YAY!"

by bigkk July 17, 2007

e-sniper

Ebay user who wait until three seconds before the end of an auction to put in their bid, giving others no chance of reacting. It's generally though of as unfair practise on ebay.

Bob thought he would win the book, but he was hit by an e-sniper!

by Sandy Nisbet June 7, 2007

e-tart

Someone, who despite repeat education on technology, are incapable of using it. Thus, Retarding (means to set back) the person even more as new technology comes out. These are the people who should be never allowed to us a computer; for all they will bring is headaches to those around them.
noun/adj. ed,

After repeated failed attempts of teaching John to sync his Ipod to his computer. I did it myself and deemed him e-tarted.

The E-tard in accounting continues to destroy every computer IT sends her. So she now uses pen and paper only.

by MDT Smith January 3, 2009

E-vile

An stupid representation of evil, in which one tries to be evil at no avail, thus becoming a clown.

Normally called the crimson of a post,
for killing the true meaning of evil.

have you seen that post is so E-vile.

by Shiaru February 14, 2009

e-lection

Unrefined defined definition of an overtly e-mail campaign election as being akin to electric friction.

I was shocked by the results of the e-lection.

by Hercolena Oliver May 26, 2008

e-Loose

Noun: A person of either gender frequently who searches for sexual gratification and/or love via the Internet.

Adj: The act of being a overlly active sexually, Via the Internet.

girl 1: So, myspace tells me you gotta new boyfriend! Good for you. Is it that nice boy always eyeing you in chemistry? I hope so..

girl2: Nope. I just met him yesterday on this forum I've been talking on. I hope it's not rushing things, I meen, I just broke up with Shane from VF 3 days ago, and I still havn't gotten over Cory from Facebook 2 weeks ago... But lemme tell you... The Cybersex has NEVER been this good. I think he's the one... :

girl1: ....................... You are so e-Loose.

by black-cherry-blossom May 28, 2008

E-ddress

Your e-mail address

Here’s my e-ddress. Drop me an e-mail tomorrow.

by Z@ppy March 21, 2013