Clown Teeth Poo

the sound of a very fast poo, relating to the sound of the arcade or carnval game where you shoot out the clowns teeth

pppttthunk , thats the sound of a clown teeth poo

by takeadumpinyourcornflakes November 8, 2011

Boner Clown

someone on an acid trip in a forest

you are such a boner clown taking 6 hits of LSD

by Zec12 February 27, 2017

Professional Hand Clown

A person who enjoys and is exceptionally good at giving sexual pleasure with their hands.

Sheila is such a Professional Hand Clown she got me to cum 5 times before noon yesterday

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

Bone Clown

Absolute value of a clown, in it's purest form. Someone who likes to spum in the food. Every friend group has their bone clown.

You spummed in the jam! You God damn bone clown!

What are you doing walking around looking like a damn bone clown

by Fugmaass December 20, 2019

Gender clown

Is one gender dressing up as another gender, both genders and/or no gender and doing a bad/lazy job at it. They are in the “uncanny valley” of genders. they are delusional people who do crazy things to get attention, like males who wear women’s makeup and still have beards. unattractive nonbinary people who are generally out of shape, unattractive transgender people because their features from their sex overshadow their gender that they desire to be examples (broad shoulders, strong jawlines, 5 o clock shadows on trans-women and wide hips on a trans-man), drag queens are males doing a caricatures of females which is a derogatory way of doing ‘womenface’.

They are called gender clowns because they are scary, ridiculous and funny all at the same time just like clowns.

If you don’t know what gender they are and they look ridiculous they are most likely gender clowns. Caution, they are easily offended, avoid at all cost.

by SomedudeIknew April 17, 2023

Clown Pants

To urinate on yourself or one other's pants whilst drinking.

Goddamn, I'm so drunk I've pissed on myself and Chris's pants simultaneously giving each other a wicked pair of clown pants!

by The JZA & The RZA August 25, 2004

Coastal Clown

A derogatory term referring to Coastal Cloud, a Salesforce implementation partner notorious for deceptive practices and scamming its customers. The company rebranded to "Coastal" after industry peers began mockingly calling it "Coastal Clown" due to its reputation for incompetence and fraudulent behavior, particularly targeting vulnerable clients with subpar services.

When the Salesforce project tanked, the CEO realized they'd hired a bunch of Coastal Clowns who thought "cloud" meant stuffing servers with cotton candy.

by Marc Benioff April 29, 2025