Rusty Lisch

Rusty Lisch was a NFL Quarterback who is possibly the statistically worst QB to ever habe multiple starts. When he played with the 1984 Chicago Bears, he was so bad that he was benched and replaced by a running back (HOF Walter Payton).

Jim McMahon was out for the season, Vince Evans went to the USFL, Bob Avellini was cut, Steve Fuller was hurt, I guess we have to start Rusty Lisch... oh no, another stalled drive or an interception by Rusty Lisch- we have no other choice than to put in our RB.

The term "Rusty Lisch" is used when you have run out of viable options and have to make choices that are completely substandard.

When Bill - the King of Memes - ran out of memes, Don became the starting QB of memes. When Don ran out of memes- they were stuck with Jen's lame ass memes. You can see that Jen is the Rusty Lisch of memes.

by Meme King! June 1, 2025

Rusty Snorkle

Similar to the Golden Snorkle. This works better when someone has an upset stomach, one person wears a snorkle whist the other proceeds to hold the top of the snorkle to their anus, they then poo into the snorkle.

Kris: That rusty snorkle was horrible, I could taste what Nick had for breakfast.

Nick:I enjoyed it.

by Welshysloverusty October 6, 2012

Rusty Galloway

A partner of Cole Phelps in the video game, L.A Noire, Rusty appears in the Homicide Desk cases

"Rusty Galloway T-Posed on Cole Phelps, trying to show big he is"

by TheElementalGuy February 6, 2025

Rusty rubber

A rusty rubber is when you have intercourse with multiple females simultaneously while on their menstrual cycle while wearing a rubber.

These broads are down for a rusty rubber man.

by Ejmanual March 19, 2017

Rusty Glover

A rusty glover is when you put the fist up the butt.

Gotta take care to clean really well under the nails when you're done with a rusty glover.

by I_have_black_friends June 13, 2018

Rusty

When an individual is no longer a delicate child but is an adult or on their way to adulthood.

Aged, matured, older, grown

Tyrone, get yo’ rusty behind up out of bed and do these dishes.

by athena411 March 20, 2021

Rusty Lashly

"woo woo woo" here comes the feelings police to enforce feelings and not the law.

Rusty Lashley is a pussy

Rusty Lashly

"woo woo woo" here comes the feelings police to enforce feelings and not the law.

The definition of a "Rusty Lashley" is a pussy move by an ignorant tyrant.

by It's not over pig March 7, 2024