Rusty Pig

The embodiment of playing electronica at 4:30 in the morning after a night of drunken drag debauchery.

"Man, last night I had my radio show after seeing Rocky Horror. It was such a rusty pig."

by fierysexbuckets2010 January 14, 2011

Rusty milk

Rusty milk is when you’re having sex with an absolutely gorgeous girl. And all of a sudden your dad who you have not seen the past 18 years of your life suddenly walks into the bedroom while you’re in the act of clapping cheeks, takes the beautiful girl and pours the gallon of milk that he said he would get into her asshole and makes you drink the milk out of it. He then gets her pregnant and leaves to get another gallon of milk, thus the cycle repeats

My dad rusty milked me last night. I had numerous reasons to cry

by Plugwalker05 July 22, 2022

Rusty Trombone

A sex move in which one takes a hit from a bong and then blows into another asshole in hopes of getting said person intoxicated.

"Holy shit I'm horny as hell, whilst craving some weed... quick grab the bong, I want you to give me a rusty trombone."

by maclomshiiter June 7, 2022

Rusty Romo

A 'Rusty Romo' is when you take a pretty gal out to dinner and then hit on the waiter the whole night.

an example of a Rusty Romo in progess.."Go back to your place and score? No thanks, I'm enjoying the breadsticks."

Or the Dallas Cowboys vs the San Francisco 49ers on September 7, 2014.

by another anthony September 7, 2014

Scrub rusty clamps

To fuck an older woman who hasn't had sex in years

Hey guys I can't go to the bar I'm gonna scrub rusty clamps

by Big ńick digga December 24, 2021

bust a rusty

To be used for taking the worst of all dumps. The kind of discharge that is so toxic it is the most brutal metal dump of all time. Every time. So metal that the act of getting rid of such corroded metal waste could only be: to bust a rusty.

"What the hell did you do in my bathroom? It smells like you were burning trash and old batteries in here!"
"I should have warned you. I had to bust a rusty."

I stopped to use the bathroom at the gas station near my house because I had to bust a rusty.

by Skyren February 21, 2021

Rusty sousaphone

A Rusty Sousaphone is a Rusty Tuba performed on a man who is incredibly well endowed.

My boyfriend is hung like John Holmes and I gave him a Rusty Sousaphone last night.

by CGHDun December 1, 2021