That strange scenario that occurs in a large group - usually in the workplace but especially so on training courses, at conferences or at the end of a night out - where the females present are at best distinctly average and, for the most part, pretty honking.
For some reason, one always just about stands out over the others and is feted upon by all of the males present, despite the fact that not only is she at best decidedly average but, at worst, wouldn't get a look next to most reasonably attractive women (well - at WORST you'd be turning her down after ten pints of any regular night out). It is she who is least horrid of the pretty shitty group, the best of a bad bunch...Queen of The Pigs.
The latching on of the guys to this massively-overrated horror is termed 'Queen Pig Syndrome'.
For some reason, one always just about stands out over the others and is feted upon by all of the males present, despite the fact that not only is she at best decidedly average but, at worst, wouldn't get a look next to most reasonably attractive women (well - at WORST you'd be turning her down after ten pints of any regular night out). It is she who is least horrid of the pretty shitty group, the best of a bad bunch...Queen of The Pigs.
The latching on of the guys to this massively-overrated horror is termed 'Queen Pig Syndrome'.
"I am so gonna steam in on that Janine girl later"
"Her? Why man, she's nothing special"
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"Dude, look around - the only reason you're even looking at her is that Elaine looks like she's had a stroke, Sandra has less teeth that my grandma and Joanna may well be a John from where i'm sitting"
"Ah - queen pig syndrome! Phew, that was close. Didn't realise what I was doing...".
"Her? Why man, she's nothing special"
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"Dude, look around - the only reason you're even looking at her is that Elaine looks like she's had a stroke, Sandra has less teeth that my grandma and Joanna may well be a John from where i'm sitting"
"Ah - queen pig syndrome! Phew, that was close. Didn't realise what I was doing...".
by TheHairyEgg October 4, 2011
Get the Queen Pig Syndromemug. I'm surprised Jen isn't suffering from incontinent bowl. Last week at your dad's AA celebration she sat on the table and a bottle of Jim beam fell up her asshole! She can easily handle two pigs in a blanket!
by Scrunthole June 17, 2018
Get the Two pigs in a blanketmug. "Yo, John McCain's putting lipstick on a pig when he calls the same failed Bush policies of the last eight years Change"
by Vinfiz October 27, 2008
Get the putting lipstick on a pigmug. Putting lipstick on a pig is insisting that the health care bill be written behind closed doors, using obfuscating language, making deals to buy votes
by Precious Freedom March 3, 2010
Get the putting lipstick on a pigmug. by Willie May 13, 2005
Get the putting lipstick on a pigmug. "Its like putting lipstick on a pig" - As in, whats the difference between Sarah Palin and a Pig? Answers Lipstick.
by politicalmatt October 24, 2008
Get the putting lipstick on a pigmug. "Mistress hates her Little Pig Boy. I'm her dirty little pig boy. Please stand on me with your boots on,".
by orangetea September 3, 2021
Get the Little Pig Boymug.