Goat

1. Something that is totally ridiculous, but still awesome.

Did you see that guy try and joust with that windmill? Totally goat!

by ThomasCock April 5, 2015

broken goat

When someone makes you punch yourself in the balls after they kick your sack.

He made me mad so I gave him a Broken Goat.

by Nud3yNovak February 3, 2018

Goat

A little furry thing that screams 99% of the time and enjoys ramming into peoples' thighs.
Also known as the 2nd most annoying creature before children.

The goat rammed its head into my thigh and began to scream louder than my screams of agony.

by Goat-Hater July 19, 2022

haystack goat masher

When two hillbilly's mash their nuts together after harvesting second crop hay.

When my cousin Terry and I got off the tractor. We went and had ourself a haystack goat masher.

by Thehillbilly6969 October 5, 2018

Goat

Angel Marquise Andrade is the Only goat on the planet

Look at how goat that guy is.

by Goat Sike January 14, 2020

GOAT

Greatest Of All Time.
The best at what they do.

Lionel Messi is the GOAT in football. IF YOU DON'T AGREE, YOU ARE STUPID.

by haaf_z007 April 24, 2023

goat

Refering to the soccer legend Cristiano Ronaldo (CR7)
Although some nazi's think its messi🤷 ♀️

The Goat scored a hat trick

by dark snake May 5, 2023