Food

An edible thing that gives you energy through the day

Eat your food

by 3672364 January 18, 2022

food balls

When your super hungry and see a commercial for a specific kind of food but you can’t eat it because the place isn’t open at 3am so in other words ... “blue balls for food”

Man that jack in the box commercial gave me major food balls

by Lexi lexx December 14, 2018

Shitty food

Food that makes you feel unhealthy, fat or bloated. Normally packed with carbs and saturates but tantalises the tastebuds, a well deserved treat!

I should go to the gym but I really fancy some shitty food right now

by D-Jesus September 5, 2015

Food phone passing

Vitto blend my food up and then put it in a straw then put the straw up to ur phone speaker then the food will come to me

I want food phone passing

by Thicc boi gang August 19, 2019

food photographer

A person(s) who takes a photo of their entrée at dinner at a restaurant before they eat it and posts it to social media. Generally the person makes everyone else wait until they take their photo to eat.

Jill: Beth can we eat yet, we are hungry?
Beth: wait, I gotta get a photo of my steak dinner for my insta.
Jill: you're such an annoying food photographer, no one cares!

by Tomyatyat August 24, 2016

Food Pillage

When one is stoned and at their friend's house, and they then proceed to raid the cabinets and fridge.

"I was at Skyler's house, we blazed for hours! I then took it upon myself to Food Pillage"

by XGabe72 September 20, 2015

Food Rape

When someone laces your food with body fluids ( aka Cynthia Perkins )

First Guy: Oh no he got food raped

Second Guy: What do you mean

First Guy : He pissed in his food

Second Guy: Ew that’s sick

by JDoeFH February 22, 2022