Monster Hunter Now

A mobile game that was released to encourage fat fucks to get off their asses and go outside.

Guy 1: Hey man I just downloaded Monster Hunter Now.
Guy 2: Good, you need the exercise you fucking beach ball.

by The_Violator702 September 27, 2023

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Pork monster

Fat ugly bitch

Get away you nasty pork monster

by Choppy Tom October 07, 2022

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pork monster

During sexual intercourse the female coats the guys cock in solidified bacon grease as he stick bacon up her vagina then proceeds to make her eat it while in up side down doggy stile on the phone with her fiance.

I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret

by Malikhyi magnum August 04, 2020

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Rude Monster

Someone who is being rude and a monster.

"Chloe's being such a rude monster rn..."

by PoobyThornley April 17, 2023

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sewer monster

A sexual position in which one party climbs inside a port-o-potty and has their partner sit on the toilet seat while the first party performs oral sex from inside the toilet

"Dude ..Brad smells like shit."
"I know, he just got done giving Angela a Sewer monster"
"Gross"

by AnOcelot July 29, 2020

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